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upper dumper 

When someone takes a shit in the upper part of the toilet so that next person to flush gets a shitty surprise
I think my prankster cousin took an upper dumper in my toilet before he left last night, i flushed the toilet my piss was gone only to be replaced with diarrhea-water.
upper dumper by Idontgiveashit October 8, 2013

squirt dimples 

Squirter dimples also known as the ‘dimples of Venus‘ (Venus was the Roman God of beauty) are one of the ‘tell tale’ signs that you could have an easily orgasmic woman on your hands and it should be easy to to make her squirt.

It is suggested that the dimples occur naturally on many women who have healthy body mass indices and muscle tone as well as strong sexual energy.

Tension, stress, shame and fear will all reduce the visibility of the dimples and are all emotions that will likely inhibit her squirting potential.

That isn’t to say that women who don’t have the dimples can’t squirt, it’s just they probably won’t be able to squirt as easily, or they will need more orgasmic potential massage, or to find a way to reduce the stress in their lives and eat more healthily before they unlock their full squirting orgasmic potential.
Have you ever heard of squirt dimples? Let me show you ... 💦💦💦

Daddy Dumper 

The plump rump of a man. The male counterpart to mommy milkers.
Damn, dude, you shit out of that thing? That right there is a true daddy dumper!
Daddy Dumper by NerdAnnihilator April 29, 2021

Albus Dumbledore 

Order of Merlin, First Class, and Grand Sorcerer; Founder and Secretkeeper of the Order of the Phoenix; Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards, and Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot.

A wonderful man. According to JKR, Dumbledore was gay. Grindelwald MAY have been his crush at a young age.

Dies in the sixth book.

Aids Harry on his quest to defeat the Dark Lord. Other than Harry, Dumbledore was the only wizard the Dark Lord feared.

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore is his full name.

Dumbledore is BEAST
"Dumbledore can't have died!"

"Albus Dumbledore is gay, say what!?!"

"Love is the strongest magic there is"

humper dumper

humper dumper is the name given to someone that sleeps with somone else and then finishes it
man is going out with woman. man sleeps with woman then soon after dumps the woman. the man is then called a humper dumper.
humper dumper by JG9 March 11, 2009

Humped and Dumped 

When you or your partner had sex and then proceeded to forget everything about you afterwards.
When a person becomes a humped and dumped victim, here are usual quotes that come after their "diagnosis"

- "Bitch, I thought you loved me! I thought we were going to have a life together..."
- "Hold on, I'm not done yet."
- "You gave bad hummers anyway."
- "Guess it's a great time to tell you that I was trying to hit on your hot friend."
- "Does this mean I have to pay you the $100 now?"
- "HA-HA! Enjoy my gonorrea."