dickappointment

Dickappointment- The non gender specific genitalia related disappointment, due to a long awaited rendezvous. And no rain checks are issued or accepted.

**Female: Damn, I was really looking forward to getting that dick-down this weekend....but he decided that wouldn't work (dickappointment). Thinking he could get a rain check. Silly Man.

**Male: Damn, I was gonna put it on ole girl in Va this wkend , But my ppl from college are coming to my town, ill get with Miss Va. some other time......only to realize there are no 2nd chances-dickappointment

Dickappointment- The non gender specific genitalia related disappointment, due to a long awaited rendezvous. And no rain checks are issued or accepted.

by MaleCollector December 1, 2015

Dickadilli

A picadilli with a Dick

You: Hey Bitch

Me: Suck My Dickadilli

by FallenSkater May 11, 2009

dickamortis

The stiff, cold, sore feeling you get in your dick the day after fucking a few too many chicks, or just having a bit too much fun with yourself.... Typically associated with losers who get no ass, or womanizers.

Girl: hey sexy wanna get it on?
Dude: i'm sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of dickamortis this morning
Girl: ha wow, loser.

by sexymcsexy February 8, 2010

dickadackadocka

children's swear word!

oh mum you iz a dickadackadocka

by katie haverson November 15, 2007

dickanus

addicted.to.chaos aka bert. the act of being a closet english fag who is bipolar and/or with down syndrome

jesus christ Bert u fukn dickanus. Stop crying about the pony u never got when u turned 13. grow some balls u dickanus

by roses.for.the.inquisition May 19, 2010

dickalickas

weird silence

out with friends and no one is talking u say dickalickas

by jesus+god=life April 4, 2010

Dickage

A dickage-a person (usually a guy) who is being stupid or an asshole.

Dude, He is being SUCH a dickage to her. He didn't even apologize for killing her fish!

by Kayande August 5, 2010