Douchesance

A duche of a person that continues to be a nuisance in your life. They will try and insert themselves in fun events and manage to be offensive to everyone. They are your toxic ex who tries to befriend your new relationship and sabotage any new friendships.

Jay is such a Douchesance . He keeps popping up in my boyfriend’s DM’s. It’s tragically sad.

by Uniqween March 9, 2024

Doucemonic

adj: either 1)so douchy that one is evil; or the more common 2)a truly evil entity prone to placation, embellished rocker tees and awful deeds.

I can't believe that doucemonic guy in the club tried to slip me a ruffie.

Jon Gosselin went totally doucemonic.

douce men mid-life crisis

by wrygrrl February 10, 2010

douchearrea

The act of being a douche when someone is acting like a douche too you.

Person A: I love Hair-gel and overusing Axe.

Person B: Me Too!!!!

Person C: Dude you just caught a major case of Douchearrea, you should see a doctor

by that_kid_with_the_face July 22, 2010

Douchanté

A person who is being more than a douche.

that guy just karate choped that douchanté. He beat up a chick

by Jcsmith13 June 20, 2011

Douchatania

A douche of epic proportions. One who strives to be the ultimate douche but ultimately is overshadowed by newer, bigger, and bolder douches who torpedo their ambitions. End result is a has-been douche whose only claim to fame are the lives he/she has ruined in the past.

Matthew is depressed because after all of his machinations, he realized that he wasn't even able to be a successful douche. He's set sail on the final voyage of the RMS Douchatania.

John is such a tool, just when you think he couldn't get any lower, he sunk to the bottom just like the Douchatania he is.

by NapalmNick September 12, 2013

d0uchecanoe

Don't take advice from her

Oh shit I got banned on v3rm cuz i took advice from d0uchecanoe

by Dafuckingdopeman July 31, 2015

Douchan

A term used to describe a certain type of mammal that possesses qualities of retchetness and looks elderly

" O.M.G. I saw Stef yesterday, he looked like such a 'douchan' "

by sadc June 22, 2016