Doucemonic

adj: either 1)so douchy that one is evil; or the more common 2)a truly evil entity prone to placation, embellished rocker tees and awful deeds.

I can't believe that doucemonic guy in the club tried to slip me a ruffie.

Jon Gosselin went totally doucemonic.

douce men mid-life crisis

by wrygrrl February 10, 2010

Doucheronic

When a hipster is a douche simply for the sake of being ironic, therefore being double douchey and therefore being double ironic.

"John was being really doucheronic when he said that every rap album that came out after 1998 sucks."

"I hate doucheronic hipsters."

"Check out Jim's doucheronic attire. He claims it's a fashion statement..."

by stackinturtles January 7, 2010

Douchonic State

The constant state of being a douche.

Man, Fred has been in such a douchonic state this past week!

by General Douchington January 26, 2011

Douchebonic Plague

The feeling like everyone around you is a douchebag .

Groups of people jumping on board of a stupid fad .

The rapid spread of douchebaggery .

Watching a group of kids dabbing made me leave immediately before I caught the Douchebonic Plague . .

by DDT4U September 14, 2016