douche

1 a means of cleansing for a woman's vagina

2 can be used to insult a person

1 sorry i cant go out tonight i bought a douche and this is my only free night to use it

2 oi u fucken douche

by qwertyuidkgnejvn;fv June 24, 2006

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Douching

When you stick vinegar in your vagina and let it burn out your filthy, womanly impurities.

Mary decided that douching last night would be a good idea, so that she wouldn't smell like fish.

by Mystrich July 2, 2009

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douche

1. a feminine hygiene product

2. a guy who has a different personality, different speech pattern, or different ideals than your own.

see also douchebag

1. why bother using a douche on that skanky, rank-ass whore?

2. Can you believe it? That fuckin' douche, who can hardly utter a sentence without stuttering, is studying Calculus on a Friday night!

by Mos Def June 11, 2006

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douches

Used in referance to "duces" . Another way to say goodbye.

see ya later chuck. alright then douches.

by SqurrelNutz January 21, 2012

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1) anyone who says one thing and does the opposite... while you were in complete faith that they were gonna do the first thing. 2) someone who is a constant bother, annoying, pestering, "up your ass like a trout in a gay sailor uniform. 3) kevin or someone of kevin descent. 4) just someone you think sucks. 5) that thing that clean your cooter (they look like turkey baisters for your cunt...

"OH GoD Suzy, YOU Should put a sign on your door or something. i thought i smelt clean lobster!?"

"STop Eating eating all the banana Runts, Douche!"

"i helped your mom douche out her shnauzberrys lastnight. it sorta made me want creme soda at first than the smell hit me. i think we're over dude.... sry"

by Adam BITCH April 12, 2005

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