dobus

there is only one in the whole universe and all four of the dimensions of the galaxy...they call it the dobus(DOE-BUS)...the biggest, most monstrous soft cock with pubes as long as the depts of hell that drags on the ground as you walk so it requires you use lubricant on the tip so it doesnt get rusty, it also rises upwards slowly throughout your whole life...so by the time you die, jesus will be sucking on your dick.....and the lubricant will probably be gone by that time....unless its flavored.....cause it has an after taste...........sheesh my dad cant even compete with one of these mother fuckers......

person 1: dude, i know who has the dobus
person 2: no way man, your fuckin lying...
person 1: fuck you, im not lying!!! i seriously know!!
person 2: dude, you are such a dick for kidding around with something as serious as this
person 1: I am not kidding...i swear on my fuckin life!!!
person 2: i'll kick your ass...
person 1: bitch (*slaughters person 2*)
person 1: fuckin dumbass...wow....

by dee infamus dobus seeker December 13, 2010

chromus domus

Usually used as a quick definition for someone of a Bald head, typically an adult male, usually with a large belly, it is also very commonly used at random will

-Hey, look at that Chromus Domus over there.
-Hey, my man Chromus Domus.

by Button Lord February 21, 2017

douschebag

N: A person who is dirty in all aspects, human excrement, the bottom of the sewage system.

N: An insult used to make someone think very deeply and then realize what a horrible person they are.

N: A cum sponge.

Interjection: Used when someone says something utterly retarded and you just have to stop them.

Jasen: "Yeah, I was raping this baby monkey yesterday and he was like-"

Ron: "No, fucktard, quit being such a douschebag, that's retarded."

Jasen: Hey, sorry man, you didn't have to go call me a douschebag though, I'm going to go and cry now."

by the_ronness July 15, 2008

dopeski

Hydroponically grown marijuana.

"When I get home from school, I'm going to burn some dopeski!"

by john pedachter September 20, 2004

Doused

Another term for feeling down but more emotional when you’ve had a lot of alcohol.

Homie1: Yo m8 wots poppin’
Homie2: Yo I’m feeling doused innit
Homie1: Oh shit dawg you’re doused? M8 you must have been drinkin’ n shit!

by PU$$YDESTPROYER February 4, 2018

Dofus

A MMORPG game that 7+ kids can play.

I'll be playing Dofus on my computer.

by Keithmoises December 9, 2008

douschacious

Adj. (Doo-SHAY-Shiss)Having the quality of being a dousche.

Steve: "Wanna go hang out with Tom?"
Dan: "Get real. That guy's so fuckin' douschacious that little dousche bags come out of his mouth every time he opens that shit yapper."

by Bry-an August 30, 2007