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Doorknob

The most fucking useless object to put on a door to open it close it!!! Just stick to handles.
Person 1: bruh I can't open this door!!!

Person 2: I know.... you gotta twist it like a little to the right, then jiggle it to the left and then punch full force next to the lock and it will come open.

Person 1: it didn't work, this doorknob sucks... You should get them all replaced with handles.
by BRUHsslesproutboi September 16, 2020
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Doorknob greaser

A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.
"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."
by ColenaSix November 26, 2024
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Doorknob

by Sam234 August 1, 2014
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Doorknob

Someone being a bit dim , not understanding the simplest things
idiot thick
Your such a doorknob
by Kumbi kaye July 9, 2019
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Lick the Doorknob

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.
by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021
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Doorknob

Whore/Mariah/Tucan Sam
A girl who plays with 5 or more guys at the same time.
Damn...why is she such a hoe.
Idk bruh, she's like a doorknob. Everyone gets a turn
by EffectiveMods June 20, 2016
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doorknob

a game typically played by high school or secondary school kids in the uk.
when someone says something which is deemed as saying something explicit or 'fruity' about the same gender results in them having to say safety to protect themselves, if they do not, someone who is also participating in the game has the opportunity to shout 'doorknob' which would result in the victim needing to touch a doorknob to save themselves from being beaten up. As soon as the doorknob is called, people participation have the opportunity to beat the victim up until he touches a doorknob or anything which opens doors. (not knockers).
'drops his pen' "i cant pick that up. my back hurts" "ay mandem on my life thats a doorknob"
by KB_0 December 15, 2024
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