Docueh

A more intense version of douchebag, for extremely skilled typers.

Chelsea's a docueh.

by d0ngbang October 25, 2009

Douschelord

Someone who is such a MAJOR dousche. Also who thinks he or she is cool

What the hell is Douschelord doing here?

by bootbutt1234567 May 26, 2010

documentrix

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products who admittedly knows nothing about the software but insists upon asking an unending series of unnecessary questions and stands in your cube until you answer. Calling you at home on weekends is not out of bounds.

Bill: Hey, Mark, guess who called last night?
Mark: Let me guess, the documentrix.
Bill: Yeah, I almost interrupted my paddle whacking to answer the phone but I saw it was her number.
Mark: You couldn't finish after that, could you?
Bill: No. Pretty disappointing.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

documentress

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products.

Bill: Say, Mark, who's the new girl?
Mark: She's the new documentress.
Bill: Wow, I feel my pencil getting sharper already.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

douschewagon

super-dousche. A person who exceeds the normal level of douschebaggery.

"Look at that GDI!" "Yeah, what a douschewagon."

by themanofwisdom14 May 3, 2011

Domusimoteraphilia

An uncommon fetish involving the use of either the Goth or 'Emo' subculture in a domestic environment, doing chores such as cooking food or washing the dishes. And yes, you would prefer for him to keep his apron on.

"Aww, 'X' was so cute when he was doing the dishes!"
"...
Isn't he chronically depressed or something?"
"I'm a domusimoteraphiliac."
"Oh. Well then."
*awkward silence*

by ChemIisan November 22, 2011

Douschenozzle

A person that emanates Dousche from every aspect of their being.

That guy is such a douschenozzle

by potatoes123456789 November 12, 2011