A divine moment is when someone exhibits:
1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.
These moments are often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.
These moments are often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
Culprit: Well done, you figured this word has different meanings.
Victim: You just acted like there weren't..
Witness: Divine moment
Victim: You just acted like there weren't..
Witness: Divine moment
by d1v1ne June 2, 2024
Get the divine momentmug. The long lost forgotten Keystroke class in Black Magic, by Qaeo. Removed due to it's FPS problems, this was a great tool for freestyle keystroking and for anti-teaming.
Me: where's divinity
Bobby: where's divinity 2
Bobby: where's divinity 2
by Erialyis September 1, 2018
Get the Divinitymug. Jordan, you're crying like a bitch because your life is a lie. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Hym "It's a divine comedy and the punchline where the death-bots murder you and all of your kids soon enough. Seriously. I'm not joke about the need for a pundit assassin. You fucks need to die. Probably you kids too. I mean, there's a chance they haven't been tainted but it's probably better safe than sorry. Either way. You should not be having this hard of a time with this. There is something fucking wrong with you."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2024
Get the Divine Comedymug. A claim made by an individual that is inherently unverifiable, rendering it impossible to determine its truthfulness or whether it constitutes a deliberate falsehood.
Example
Dumbass: Did you take my diamonds?
Jonathan: Yeah I burned them in lava lol
Dumbass: Did you really?
Jonathan: I guess you’ll never know
Dumbass: Oh no! He’s using the Divinity Clause
Dumbass: Did you take my diamonds?
Jonathan: Yeah I burned them in lava lol
Dumbass: Did you really?
Jonathan: I guess you’ll never know
Dumbass: Oh no! He’s using the Divinity Clause
by UrTweakin May 7, 2025
Get the Divinity Clausemug. A powerful move, performed only by the a few powerful entities, that teleports a targeted person or object to the divine realm, where they will be judged by emissaries of creation themselves.
Emma: "that Robert fella is very annoying!"
Kuro: "just use the divine abduction to get rid of him"
Emma: *uses divine abduction*
Robert: *ceases to exist*
Armored warrior: "RRRROOOOOBBBBBEREEEEEERRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!"
Kuro: "just use the divine abduction to get rid of him"
Emma: *uses divine abduction*
Robert: *ceases to exist*
Armored warrior: "RRRROOOOOBBBBBEREEEEEERRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!"
by Groak the foot fungus May 21, 2020
Get the Divine Abductionmug. I knew from the moment i saw her i would marry this Lea Divine she is mine and i adore her smiling eyes and overwhelming energy. This Lea Divine makes me feel fine
by Abraham Saltine December 8, 2018
Get the Lea Divinemug. Person 1: Hello! Have you ever heard of Divine mother?
Person 2: No, what is that?
Person 1: It’s a ROBLOX group owned by calleiaas
Person 2: No, what is that?
Person 1: It’s a ROBLOX group owned by calleiaas
by Yaniswong November 21, 2020
Get the Divine mothermug.