Ditch pig

Western Canadian expression to describe an ugly female that hunts for men outside of bars and strip clubs. Normally they hang around the roadside or parking lot at the end of the evening hoping to get picked up by the desparate and dateless. Hence the 'Ditch' part of the name. 'Pig' is self evident.
Most ditch pigs end up becoming coyote dates the next morning.

Kathy is such a ditch pig, she blew 4 guys in their pickup outside the French Maid.

by Zaphod_Beeblebrox October 4, 2006

anal discharge

When toxic fluid usualy highly caustic leaks from the anus, usually caused by poisoning or an infection from violent or excessive anal sex or masturbation.

Ow that anal discharge burns.

by Ruban May 28, 2004

jizz ditch

What you call a girl you only use for sex.

See you later jizz ditch!

by Kenneth G April 30, 2007

ditch party

It is a party thrown during the day by students skipping or ditching school. The party has the usual intoxicants like pot or mommy's prescriptions. The music will likely be from the rave scene, grunge or punk, but it can be any kind of popular music.

Me and my homies cut classes, so that we could smoke some really fine weed at a ditch party. We listened to Butthole Surfers, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and 4 Non-Blondes.

by Hugo Draxx April 28, 2016

negligent discharge

1.) The accidental firing of a weapon. It usually occurs when firearms are given to idiots, small children, the mentally retarded, or Marines. Can result in bleeding wounds, severe maiming, and death.

2.) See "premature ejaculation". (Also prevalent in the Marine Corps)

When the DI handed Private Jimmy his M16, Jimmy dropped it and it went off. Jimmy just had a negligent discharge.

After Jimmy negligently discharged into his DI's asshole, he was discharged from the Corps.

by Vasily Andropov December 12, 2013

ditch

to ditch means to be left or abandoned by your gurlfriend or boyfriend. They leave/abandon u because either;

a. they are bored of you
b. they think its a nicer way to break up
c. they are avoiding you because of something bad they did
d. they hate you and never want to see you again
e. they found someone better than you
f. they are immensely annoyed of you and want to spend time with other people
g. they want "SPACE" from you

all these reasons can lead to major breakdowns for the person being ditched. also they may feel unloved, uncared for and unwanted.

they can feel depressed, sad or upset. they will also say plenty of stupid things that they don't mean. if the person being "ditched" is very sensitive then it can lead to a bigger fight, especially if BOTH the people in the relationship is sensitive to not being treated properly. they are getting upset because they cannot stand being witout their gurlfriend/boyfriend for a long time. they might love each other very much, but both people hav to agree on the relationship for it to work.

overall being ditched isnt a good feeling but it happens to everyone at least once in life. it might feel like the end of the world..

but you never kno

hold strong and it will work out (:

jen: "YOU DITCHED ME!!"
matt: "huh? when?!"
jen: "YOU LEFT ME YESTERDAY AND DIDNT SAY A WORD TO ME ALL DAY."
mett: "ermm... uhh...."

by [m ii l l y] December 9, 2008

Ding-Dong Don't Ditch

Basically the exact same game as knock and don't run but with a much better name. You knock on someones door and insist that they are the one knocking on yours, made famous in NH by Tyler Malachow.

Paco-One of these days i wish to have half the balls of Malachow, he plays Ding-Dong Don't Ditch like a champ.

by NH GROSS October 4, 2009