Long Distance Realationship

The beginning of a very long break up.

"Caleb is leaving for college, him and Joy are planning on having a long distance realationship"

by joynessrocks August 10, 2009

Osceola Bronco Sex - Going the Distance

Insert your well lubricated erect cock into your girls Vagina, wrap one hand around her hair and with a good hard, fast, doggy style rhythm pounding. Part way through the screwing, before you get off pull out of her Vagina. Send the next stroke all the way up in her Anus(cornhole) in one continuous stroke without slowing down or losing your rhythm. (good lubrication is required on penis before you start)

Going the Distance is when switching from Vagina to Anus. After placing your Cock in her Anus you must maintain Anus penetration without slipping out. Both hands must be on her, one hand holding on to her hair and the other placed on her hips for control. Maintain your ride for eight seconds.

Also, she cannot know ahead of time exactly when your going to switch cock positions.

After a long night at the Osceola County Rodeo in Kissimmee Florida. A wannabe Cowboy takes his Cowgirl home for a HOT round of Osceola Bronco Sex - Going the Distance.

by Slick Parkdale International Playboy October 23, 2006

long distance relationship

Something that mostly happens to teens( and adults) that involves in making an emotional connection that lives a great distance away from them. These situations usually end in tragedy but they also end in a happy ending( this rarely happens)

Chad: " yo you know i'm in a relationship"

john: " you know that long distance relationship don't last right?"

Chad: " shut the fuck up i'm lonely"

by sad_boy_hours September 28, 2018

distance cult

The Superior part of the track team. Some of them run cross country which is also superior to football. The DC are made of speed and sexiness. This is the most amount of unorganized chaos, that can only be controlled by a distance coach.

Sprinters: "I wish I could be half as cool as the distance cult"

by Distance Runner 101 April 24, 2021

distance learning

learning from home and work

online classes can be used as an example for distance learning

by meghare February 5, 2010

distance shaming

SJW term for shaming people who don't practice social distancing and congregate in large groups irresponsibly, such as when there is a widespread global pandemic and all levels of government are asking people to not gather in large groups unnecessarily

After I posted pictures of the huge parties I went to on spring break during the COVID-19 pandemic, there were so many people distance shaming me.

by Benshapirosuperfan March 19, 2020

Long Distance Relationship

1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.

2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.

Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"

Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"

Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"

Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"

by Commander Of Chaos, CS, FL April 22, 2009