dirt mitt

A nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, anus, mouth, or any other contaminate. Typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:
Dude get your dirt mitts away from me, I don't want that cat shit on my skin!
by mudpiglet October 21, 2006
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Dirt Wizard

Hippie kids, studying and revealing the wonderful and the weird in the world - the magic.
You’ll never run out of things to discuss with a dirt wizard at a party
by andrewkahler February 03, 2018
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Dirt Rip

Commonly mistaken for Dirty Bowl, dirt rips are pure tobacco instead of a marijuana-tobacco combo bowl. It is referred to as dirt for it's resemblance in color to the dirt on the ground. Indulging in a dirt rip can submit ones body into a much different aura than that of marijuana. Dirt rips last only a few minutes max.
-"Why is Arthur on the floor?"
-"He took a dirt rip, fucked his day up."
by TyroneTheTiger October 12, 2010
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Dirt Eskimo

The colloquial for hobos
(Eskimos are covered in cloth and appear to be like a uniform color of snow; Hobos are covered in cloth and appear to be a uniform color of dirt)
Sure; see that hobo-looking person on the street? He's a dirt eskimo.
by YashaRO January 15, 2011
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dirt star

tongue-punching the dirt star, ie tossing salad
by Sparky Fister July 15, 2003
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dirt mulholland

a horrible 8-10 mile uphill run on dirt extending out from mulholland drive. used by coach craig as a punishment for the calabasas high school cross country team
kid 1: i heard we're doing dirt mulholland on monday
kid 2:cock! thats pure fucking dick!
kid 3:rebecca's a whore
by prettycoolcat October 06, 2009
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Dirt Bunker

"Dude, I got my girlfriend really drunk last night and she let me hit one out of the Dirt Bunker."
by J..Z.. May 01, 2008
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