diddle twiddle

getting a bitch to slob on your knob.
Usually during a severe dryspell when a slob on your knob is essential to your health.

"I need to get my diddle twiddled"
"Why wont any girls twiddle with my diddle?"

by JBeck December 12, 2007

diddle nibbler

One who nibbles diddles.

MrDriller

by Wolf April 2, 2003

Diddle Dick

When someone cums after only two strokes.

He has a fucking diddle dick, it's dissapointing as fuck.

by Wantsomefuck? December 30, 2016

j-diddles

Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.

Jeff: Hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !

by Longdong Von Hugenrod May 15, 2009

Diddle stick

A stupid fucker who eats pussy and is a fuck boy. He might be your crush but he has a shrimp dick and a black ass face which looks like my shadow.

Ja'Rontae is my diddle stick because he fucked with my friend and my best friend at the same time, but I love him.

by Mango and Pineapple June 13, 2017

Diddle Tatter

Diddle Tatter (noun) - Fake. Simply any possible form of fake is known as a Diddle Tatter.

Person A "Man I hate those make money fast pop ups."
Person B "Yeah for real, they are so Diddle Tatter."

by gingerstick29 March 23, 2011

Midday Diddle

When in the middle of the day you want to take a couple hours between just you and your computer... or imagination, and diddle youself. Middle of the day, diddle away.

Johnnie was late to his class, because he got caught up in his midday diddle.

by Oscar VVilde March 7, 2012