dial-ups

Thin or non-existent lips, the opposite of the more desirable DSLs, or "dick sucking lips". This is an obvious technological reference to the advent of broadband internet, specifically Digital Subscriber Lines or DSL as it is commonly known, as opposed to the now archaic 56kbps and slower “dial-up” modems, considered obsolete and thus less desirable by most.

“I would have taken her back to the spot for some dome but I’m not down for the dial-ups.”

by dipper5150 May 5, 2009

Dick-dialed

Calling someone, you’d otherwise not want to talk, for the soul purpose of hoping it results in sex

Dylan wasn’t in the mood to listen to Nicole but he was hoping she was as horny as him so he dick-dialed

by eric_h June 17, 2022

baby dialed

when a baby is playing with a cell phone and dials the number of an unsuspecting contact.

Steve: Hey, did you call me last night?
Krista: No, sorry. My baby dialed you when she got a hold of my cell phone.
Steve: OK cool, later.

by greatlakestony March 15, 2010

Boob Dialing

N. Boob dialing occurs when one has one's cell phone very close to one's boobs, and when one (or perhaps both) boob/s manage to hit "send" and therefore dials someone's number. Akin to butt dialing, except with the boob/s instead. Considerations: Perhaps someone has thoughts on joining these two works to create just one, "boobdialing".

"Mom, why do you have all these missed calls? Have you been boob dialing people again?!"

by Lexiconlover September 22, 2014

Hump Dialed

The super-hero power of butt dialing someone while having sex. Hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.

If this happens:
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed

by El Janitor May 19, 2013

Deuce Dialing

Someone who talks on their cell phone while dropping a stink pickle in the can. This could be a male or female.

I could hear her Deuce Dialing someone when I went in the bathroom at work. Can you hear me now?...plop.

by Mancave Movie Madness February 12, 2020

balls dial

To (usually accidentally) interface with your personal phone entirely with male genitalia, sometimes through clothing.

"My aunt and I found out in the worst way that my gym shorts are conductive when I balls dialed her yesterday."

by TimeWizard420 July 13, 2016