Decoration Dad

A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.

Decoration dad— hang there thinkin they look good not doing shit.

by BabyGirlThe1AndOnly September 29, 2015

Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by

Lucy left Duncan a decorative log.

'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'

by Barneyfowell June 22, 2016

deborahlee

The crazy cake under the icing queen in practice. Short tampered. Fighter. Determine. Awsome in the bedroom; You want to try. Smart, mentally disturbed in one way or another. Caring. Usually tried pleasing others until she gets ripped off one to many times or abused by a man. She only want love.

I went to deborahlee'so and she hit me with a water balloon full of pee and rotten eggs for ripping her off.

by Dubbielee January 25, 2017

devonay

Devonay is a bright and beautiful girl who have big dream in the future..
If you'll ask devonay to do a little favor she is willing and ready for any challenge in her life...she can do a perfect job when it comes to leading other..
#leader #kind #beautiful #strong

#challenge

Devonay is one of a kind, but also tried to be b different from others

by Devonay April 21, 2017

Decorative Muscle

Decorative muscle is when a person (almost always a male) looks large and very strong physically, but in actuality is far weaker than they appear. This usually stems from one of the following ordeals:

1.) Using repetition in weight lifting which causes one's muscle mass to increase, while only gaining minimal boosts in strength.

2.) Skin complexion (muscle highlights much better on people with darker skin tones).

3.) A higher amount of fast-twitch muscle fibers which are great for short, explosive bursts of power rather than endurance and longevity.

4.) Focusing more on gaining mass rather than actually becoming stronger.

John was huge and very imposing at 6'2" and 225 lbs, but you should have seen the shock on his face when 5'9", 170 lb Daniel not only beat him at arm wrestling, but benched and squatted more than him aswell. It turns out than John had a bad case of decorative muscle.

by Robjef622 May 6, 2017

deforably

A combination of definitely + probably. When you are fairly certain of something but are reluctant to admit it.

It's raining cats and dogs, you'll be soaked again. -Most deforably.

by Ethieles July 12, 2017

Devorsed

When you get divorced for being illiterate

Him:Im devorsed before im even married lol

Her: Divorced mate

by Slurpee27 December 16, 2017