Saying "Dear John" singnifies your a bitch who would leave John for litterally no reason, when you could have just explained your situation, leaving both you and "John" separate from the one you love for the rest of your lives.
by Godddddamng it November 30, 2021
Get the DEAR JOHNmug. by King Book Rock January 25, 2020
Get the Dear meatedmug. A Parenteese (The language of Parents) saying that can mean many things, such as: "Never", "I'm on the phone", and "Fuck off you uncleanly fetus I wish I never had you".
by thegreatbenji December 16, 2022
Get the Not now dearmug. by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023
Get the Dear Universemug. Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!
by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 24, 2025
Get the Dear Pesky Plumbersmug. by REBel Siren August 27, 2021
Get the Dear Brothermug. Please accept this as a word definition. I dont care if it's not accepted, but please read it fully. I have a gentle request. Please do not accept name definitions. They destroy this site. If you ever see any of them flagged please delete them. Thank you for reading this, if you are a decent person.
by AbCd!2#4 July 6, 2023
Get the Please read this dear staff member.mug.