Social Darwinism

The pseudoscience of choice for ignorant people that hate poor people and hippies.

Social Darwinism has a much scientific backing as crystals and anti vaxxers.

by Darwinmisunderstood June 7, 2017

Dalwinder

a wise fool. someone wise enough to know that they are a fool.

Be like dalwinder and know your flaws.

by simranLovesPizza November 24, 2021

Darwinianed

The most epic "I'm fucked" situation you'll get. To the extremity of being screwed.

Man 1: I stole some of my friends diamonds and found out he's gay with me! He said if I didn't tickle his ass then and there he'd get me locked up. Then my wife walked into his open front door and saw us!
Man 2: Ha, seems you're seriously darwinianed, you queer.

by Cobelt April 3, 2010

darwin dating

After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.

Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!

Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.

by Kissel Krooner March 20, 2016

Darwins

A black male who enjoys food. Like REALLY enjoys food. Shits way too much because he has diarrhea. Due to this disorder he clogs the toilet way too much which leads to angry housekeeping at Neptune 157. His hair looks like the curly pasta noodles and you can tell he does not ever run. He loves his cookies and tacos. Leads his own church choir every Sunday. Denies that he has any relationship to the cookie monster. He loves the movie Frozen as he loves fairy princesses.

Did you see that boy eat? He is truly a Darwins.

by fartman124 October 4, 2018

Darwin 10

A girl who isn't overly attractive but due to the high ratio of men to women in a town she becomes more of a rare commodity thus making her think she is more beautiful than she actually is.

Hey man did you hear James hooked up with Sally she's disgusting.

No way she's a darwin 10 I can't believe how lucky he is

by Whycantiusemyrealmlnaneme June 23, 2019

Dallin

A sexy beast. He is so handsome do't ever let him go. If you grow close to him, the thing he likes most are boobs. Don't make the mistake I made. He is so talented and has the voice of an angel. Don't make the mistake that I made, don't push him to do things he doesn't want to do. I made the mistake of letting him go. I miss his penis and the feeling it gave me. Don't make the mistake that I made.

Girls: ooooooh my gosh he is sooooo sexy, he must be a Dallin. Remember he likes boobs.
Other girl: Show more boob... more. He likes it a lot.

by DesperateSomkingHotWomen May 22, 2020