Hitting the Cycle

Having sexual intercourse with individuals born in four different decades. Hitting the cycles in order (for example 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, 90’s) is known as a Straight Cycle.

Holy cow! Brian just finished Hitting the Cycle after banging that millennial chick!

by DrGnome November 9, 2019

The Keegan Cycle

The most retarded shit you'll ever see in your life. Naturally it's a spawn of keegan's broken ass brain.

1. "But this is true"

2. Makes an argument.

3. Is proven wrong.

4. Says "no"

5. Repeat

Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.

"Ok but what you just said is in direct contradiction to what Chet said"

"No"

"Classic example of the keegan cycle"

by betterthankeegan October 18, 2018

Syrian Cycle

A continuous cycle that consists of three steps. Beginning with smoking a 3 bowls to the face, followed by taking a Xanax bar (preferably a green zombie bar), and then finally by taking a 2 lortabs. This cycle is continuous and should not commence until subject has passed out.

"Paul got so fucked up yesterday that he didn't remember he drove home". "Well no shit he was on his third round of the Syrian Cycle".

by Frank Liam June 28, 2013

cycle sister

When you’re so close to your girls that your periods sync up. You become cycle sisters.

Bae we both need a tampon because we’re cycle sisters. Love you bae.

by S Cal January 18, 2019

Manstruel cycle

A period (no pun intended) of 6 or 7 days per month when a man is extra emotional and much harder to get along with.

Hey Brad, did you notice the boss started his manstruel cycle... he's been yelling and crying all morning

by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017

Electoral Cycle

(n) The vortex created when flushing a toilet. Rumored to flow in reverse in the democratic countries of the southern hemisphere.

As the republicans shoved corn dogs in their mouths in a frantic bid to please the citizens of Iowa, I wiped and sent them into an electoral cycle, and washed my hands.

by Zampanino August 21, 2011

Crack Cycle

the home made motorized bicycles favored by crackheads and junkies, usually rigged with a chainsaw motor.

"Man, did you see that black guy on the crack cycle? He probably just bought a rock."

by westcoast420 August 21, 2013