Tom Cruise

A person who is thought to be retarded.

Did u know Tom Cruise was "Special"?

by HansGioLoy21 October 3, 2010

Ted Cruise

The act of leaving behind friends, family, coworkers, cohorts, etc. when the current situation gets tough for a leisure vacation. Preferably somewhere tropical.

The company board voted to oust the CEO, so I’m going to take a Ted Cruise until things blow over.

by lk05321 July 4, 2021

Tom Cruise

A queer man who practices Scientology and will, in fact, hide in your closet if you say his acting isn't the best. And he won't come out right away.

Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet.

by laureenoluv March 24, 2010

cruising ground

a place where gay men go to cruise for casual sex

oh you know thos abandoned flats over there... there a cruising ground!!! we should go have a look (said one gay to another!)

by jonboi February 7, 2006

tom cruise

A honkey who eats placenta, believes in Scientology, listens to trance, jumps on couches, is a Hollywood actor, likes art and architecture, plays soccer, drives a Hyundai, and is unathletic because he is white.

Tom Cruise has not yet come out of the closet.

by J-Smoove May 27, 2006

katie cruise

Girl who you can always find out and about on a Tuesday night in northern New Jersey. Goes by the nick name "kcruise". Also some times known as cooter, or cootscoot. She loves tacos.

"Is Katie Cruise drinking tonight?"
"Is that even a question?"

by sammlove April 13, 2010

Tom Cruise

A combination of vacation and convention at sea aboard a luxury oceanliner where all of the on-board tourists are either Scientologists, closet homosexuals, or adoring fans of the actor with the same name.

Erick chose to attend the "How to Marry a Beard" symposium on the annual Tom Cruise and also signed up for other seminar topics such as "Discrediting Psychiatry", "Artificial Insemination for the Squeamish", "Kissing Nicole Kidman: Just Close Your Eyes and Think of Gomer Pyle", "Repeat After Me: This is Not a Cult. This is Not a Cult. This is Not a Cult.", and "Jerry McGuire: Sports Agent or Locker Room Meat Inspector?".

As the date of the annual Tom Cruise draws near, The Beckham's vibrate with excitement, as do assorted AC/DC types, and "Top Gun" freaks.

It's a fact: No citizen of Germany has ever sailed on a Tom Cruise.

by Buzz Writeyear January 26, 2008