Definitions by lk05321

Ted Cruise 

The act of leaving behind friends, family, coworkers, cohorts, etc. when the current situation gets tough for a leisure vacation. Preferably somewhere tropical.

The company board voted to oust the CEO, so I’m going to take a Ted Cruise until things blow over.

Ted Cruise by lk05321 July 4, 2021

Caribbean motorboat 

Licking your partner's butthole, and then they fart.

I was licking my girlfriend's butthole for foreplay until she farted, turning it into a Caribbean motorboat.

Caribbean motorboat by lk05321 March 22, 2015