Ted Cruise

The act of leaving behind friends, family, coworkers, cohorts, etc. when the current situation gets tough for a leisure vacation. Preferably somewhere tropical.
The company board voted to oust the CEO, so I’m going to take a Ted Cruise until things blow over.
by lk05321 July 05, 2021
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Caribbean motorboat

Licking your partner's butthole, and then they fart.
I was licking my girlfriend's butthole for foreplay until she farted, turning it into a Caribbean motorboat.
by lk05321 March 21, 2015
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