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Crocs Challenge

Having sexual intercourse while one or both partners are wearing crocs, not the fashionable ones, the classic crocs clogs. To be a champion of the crocs challenge the session must be to completion.
"Hey man, I totally finished the Crocs Challenge today!"
"Oh god bro, how the fuck were you even able to get it up?!"
"I had to picture her without the fucking crocs on... But it was worth it."
"You're then man!"
*epic bro five*
by BryNelson March 7, 2014
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cowsey

Some retard who falls off roofs and pulls fire alarms.
He is such a cowsey
by bossbeastman March 5, 2015
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two cows

An analogy to explain a certain (usually political) system, beginning with the statement "you have two cows" and explaining what would happen to them under that system, sometimes involving your neighbours and often the government.

Popularly used for many things, including video games and religions.
Two cows: You have two cows. You use them to explain a political system.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You milk them and sell the milk.

Democracy: You have two cows. You and your neighbours vote on who gets the milk.

Feudalism: You have two cows. The lord tithes most of the milk and lets you keep the rest.

Zork: You have two cows. They get eaten by grues.
by crabbadon December 21, 2007
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White crocs

The #1 shoe for rich suburban girls, the ones who hoe around all the time. The ones who buy a new pair of white crocs with their daddy's money anytime they get dirty. Can also be used as a fashion item for basic white girls to become more basic.
"bro she got those white crocs with the adventure strap up, I think she wants to get laid tonight"
by DocotorLit July 6, 2021
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crocs

Quite possibly the easiest form of birth control.

Though sources confirm these are also a fetish item for those into food service and gardening.
Children would have ruined my career right now, Thanks for the crocs!

Nothing but crocs and a smile will do, thank you.
by biscuitbaby August 4, 2010
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robster craws

"Can you pass the robster craws prease?"
by ToastMe Pro December 18, 2008
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doogie chowser

Slang for chew, chaw, dip, dig, digggle. Originated in the Seattle area and then spread like a forest fire across the country.
Commonly used by boozers. The most popular Doogie Chowser is the 49 cent grizzly.
"Hey man, I freaking hate losing at baseball, gimme a doogie chowser to ease my anxiety.
by Cloverland November 21, 2004
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