Crotch Particles

Originating on the television show Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, the term has evolved into a slang term for sperm.

"I walked into my apartment bathroom and my roommate left his crotch particles everywhere!"

by addy001 September 20, 2011

crotch sniffer

a wrestler in MMA who lays on his opponent and is only focused on control rather than damage

"that fight was so boring. (insert fighter name) is such a crotch sniffer!"

by Heemer00 November 30, 2021

Crotch-staring

The act of gazing upon with intent the crotch of a perspective mate in order to ascertain the size of their genetalia, including but not limited to, girth and length of the penis.

"Dude, Tom has a 2" dick!" "He does not!" "How do you know?" "I've done a lot of Crotch-staring"

by Baxative November 15, 2009

crotch pot

When it is so hot outside that a girl can cook a ham in her pants... like a crock pot could.

It's so hot outside I feel like a crotch pot! I could cook a ham in my pants!

by Van Mad August 10, 2006

crotch crickets

Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).

Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.

by Derek Smith May 9, 2003

Jock Crotch

An even that occurs when sitting next to a jock with extremely long legs, he feels he needs to spread his knees as far apart as physically possible, while his ankles remain touching, giving everyone facing him full view of his crotch.

Dude, You suck at track. There's no need for the jock crotch here.

by Balisonger November 30, 2009

crotch tent

Boner, Erect Penis, Hard On.

This stripper was so freakin hot I pitched a crotch tent.

by t0sh1r0 December 24, 2009