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Flop Crotch

When you walk on the beach in flip flops and they kick sand up into your crotch. the resulting sand that gets stuck in and around the crotchal area gives you flop crotch.
"Ugh, on the walk back from the beach I got some total flop crotch."
by Lou Miles July 24, 2009
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crotch sniffer

a wrestler in MMA who lays on his opponent and is only focused on control rather than damage
"that fight was so boring. (insert fighter name) is such a crotch sniffer!"
by Heemer00 November 30, 2021
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Crotch-staring

The act of gazing upon with intent the crotch of a perspective mate in order to ascertain the size of their genetalia, including but not limited to, girth and length of the penis.
"Dude, Tom has a 2" dick!" "He does not!" "How do you know?" "I've done a lot of Crotch-staring"
by Baxative November 15, 2009
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crotch pot

When it is so hot outside that a girl can cook a ham in her pants... like a crock pot could.
It's so hot outside I feel like a crotch pot! I could cook a ham in my pants!
by Van Mad August 10, 2006
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crotch crickets

Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).
Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.
by Derek Smith May 9, 2003
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crotch-vision

An affliction or blessing that causes a person to constantly stare at crotches.
"Girl, crotch-vision has struck again! Look at Wang Chung in that polyester jumpsuit over there! It's like a bad car accident. My eyes can't look away from his dirty souf."
by Miss Marie April 24, 2006
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Wine Crotch

The inevitable consequence of attempting to both operate a motor vehicle and control for possible Chardonnay spillage.
Awwwww, shit. I got me a Wine Crotch on that last sharp corner...stop at the next State Store. I need a re-fill...
by YAWA July 22, 2020
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