If you don't want a criminal wreckord:
(A) don't drive while impaired, and
(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!
(A) don't drive while impaired, and
(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
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Get the The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasionmug. Hym "The only crime he's guilty of is fucking your daughter. That's not criminality, it's your daughter cheating on her husband. And it's typical for her excuse to be 'the marriage was over before the divorce.' No. It wasn't. You cheated. That's the same shit that EVERY cheating whore of a wife says after it's revealed that they cheated before a divorce. You're a slut. "
by Hym Iam May 22, 2023
Get the Criminalitymug. by ReTaRdFaGgOt July 3, 2025
Get the Criminalmug. When a wealthy lonley person covered in tattoos and has gold teeth who intentionally catfish shallow men or women
by The Cornish Yorkies August 2, 2017
Get the criminal chicmug. Hop on criminality is used in the roblox criminality communication server, this means hop on the hit game roblox criminality, no im not getting payed to write this. This roblox game is the best of the best and you should play it, it's full of pvp and nonsense
by FunnyGas November 16, 2022
Get the Hop on criminalitymug. The illustrious, extraordinarily talented and six-foot tall Randy Newman's aptly named 1977 hit album. Best known for the universally beloved, critically appraised smash hit and musical masterpiece Short People, which legions of obsessed Randy Newman fanboy manlets still rave about to this very day. Representing the pinnacle of Randy Newman's spectacular and inimitable musical career, Little Criminals peaked at number nine of the US Billboard 200 chart as Newman's best-selling album to date. Reverently dubbed Saint Newman by his fanatical global cult following of diminutive, besotted and gnomish manlet groupies, the towering and preeminent Newman has flawlessly realized his ambitious motivation, humorously self-described at the beginning of Short People (Official Video), as endeavoring "to change the course of Western music, I haven't liked the way it's been going, so I decided I'd make another record. Can I give all these (short) people the finger?(Laughter)" Mission accomplished, sir. Maximum level manlets BTFO.
Music producer: Wow, I just listened to Randy Newman's sublime new album Little Criminals - Short People is without a doubt the most beautiful and heart-warming song ever! Record label liaison: So true. We might as well right away shut down the music industry - this is simply as good as it gets. Everything else will just sound lame now after having been blessed by witnessing the divine genius of Randy Newman. He is truly a God!
by ManletDepreciator August 26, 2024
Get the Little Criminalsmug.