criminal wreckord

What da perps in a swoop-and-squat scam will likely get if they're caught and prosecuted.

If you don't want a criminal wreckord:
(A) don't drive while impaired, and

(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasion

The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasion

The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasion

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Criminally incompetent fuckwits

A collective name for the highways agency in the United Kingdom

5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency

by gussy finknottle June 1, 2021

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

Crimin’

Looking good. Right. Fresh.

Killian be crimin’ with his new skids.

by JuliOh May 12, 2022

gentle criminal

the type of guy you think is innocent but is not. he does small crimes and doesn’t get caught while doing it. smart; could do bigger, but only steals for good reason.

her: Wow he’s such a nice guy.
friend: I’ve heard he does small crime to help others out and never gets caught.

her: he’s must be a gentle criminal

by hostz May 7, 2022

Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.

You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."

by WhacksHoff November 24, 2023