Don Cheadle

An actor who has appeared in a number of big movies that no one really cares enough to know about

Guy 1: who's your favorite actor

Guy 2: mm... probably Don Cheadle
Guy 1 : Who

Guy 2: This guy *shows picture*

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Cowchair in the cradle

n. root cowchair: a girl who is much younger than you (but at least 13) who you would bone, and you would like to relay this information to your friends without whispering and pointing while said girl is within earshot.

Guy 1:"Wow, cowchair in the cradle"
Guys 2-5: "Dude!"
Guy 1: "Come one, look at that chair!"
Guys 2-5:"Yeah, ok, i guess cowchair in the cradle.."
Young but sexually maturing female: "What the hell are you guys on?"

by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

cat's cradle

The delusional gesture of separating the hands, bringing them together again, manipulating yarn, which Donald Trump continually plays while speaking. A game beloved of little girls everywhere.

Debating Biden, Trump revealed his inner life by continually playing cat's cradle.

by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020

cradle of filth

Marilyn Manson with double-bass.

That explains them.

by wow cradle of filth is gay July 9, 2003

Cradle

Needs a shave constantly.
Dodgy child snatcher who looks similar to Gollum.

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, SHOOT YOUR SONS
It's just safer that way!

-Look Cradle!
-What?
-Actually it's nothing.
-What was it?
-Nothing...really!
-What was it...wait were you pointing to that kid?
-No.
-You were weren't you?
-Well...okay, yes.
-Why would I be interested in that four year old?
-Well you are drooling.
-Oh, I see.
-Mmmmm
-Aaaaahhh.

by avenger of the idiots February 11, 2005

ukrainian love cradle

A position that starts with the man sitting on the edge of the bed. The woman then sits on the man so that his penis slides into her butthole. He then proceeds to bounce her up and down like he's giving a little kid a "horsey ride." He can suck her tits if he wants. Repeat untill orgasm, interruption, or awkward premature ejaculation.

Adam: Dude, I'm totally gonna give that chick a ukrainian love cradle later on.

Dan: Ok, just don't cum too early. That position is so hot it can make you jizz you're pants if you think about it too long.

Adam: DAMN, I just did! Oooooh, there goes my love cradle...

by slimjoe123 December 24, 2009

robbing the cradle

Mission in Thief 3.

Scariest mission in a game. Ever.

I could only play Robbing The Cradle for 5 minutes last night because it was too creepy.

by TGKF September 22, 2004