a crafty

A crafty is a well lubricated hand job from your better half, before heading out to nail 10 cold crafts with the boys down the boozer

Hey babe, sort us a crafty before tonight will ya

by Cjbrown1995 March 5, 2021

Izzy Carty

Izzy Carty this is for you..... I know that you'll never see this but I'm to scared to message you this . I miss you so much like no words can describe how much I miss you. We were unbreakable and the bestest due in the world. I could tell you everything and I know you would keep it safe. I cry nearly every night thinking of you, knowing that I probably won't every have you back in my life. I miss going out to the white rose, walking down to school, sleepovers and how we would always be there for one another. It's different now at school, I'm not enjoying it one bit. I don't want to come into school anymore. My anxiety has gotten really bad and I wish you was here for me :(. I remember that time me and you stood outside my house in the rain and I gave you my jumper cos you was cold, I remember that time we went shopping in Primark and got matching shirts ( I still have it) and my favourite memories was when we use to go on call for hours and just laugh our head off. I honestly miss you so much.... I've never had a friendship as good as mine and your and I really hope that we get to have that friendship back. It's been 3 months now and we still haven't spoken, I don't know why you think I would do anything like that. I miss you so much and I wish we were still mates.

Izzy Carty was my best friend :(

by UserNotFound:( November 21, 2021

Dafty Crafty

Pretending to be stupid and incompetent so that no one ever asks you to do a particular task

I dont know if Dave is actually stupid, or just being dafty crafty -he told me he didnt know how to open a tin of beans and I ended up cooking the breakfast!

by trylobyte February 1, 2023

Farty Carty

A large sized moocher intent on farting his way into social status with conniving intent. Often finding a way to involve farting.

Look at Joe over there trying to get into the club, such a Farty Carty. Wait, something stinks.

by Youyoutootoo October 6, 2025

Rob Carty

A well-known and high ranking graduate of Civil Engineering from Dublin Institute of Technology Bolton Street, with over 30 years’ experience in the construction and development sectors, currently a member of Quantum Group

Dude, Rob Carty was such a good pick to have hired for this project!

by RobberIHardlyKnowHer October 10, 2025