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cranberry hangover

1. its when u give freshman cranberry juice and tell them theres alcohol in it while ur also drinking cranberry juice but with alcohol. the next morning when ur all together again everyone talks about how hungover they are and the freshman who pretened to be drunk now also has a cranberry hangover
2. when u sneek out for the whole night and spend all ur energy being wild that the next morning u fell tired as all hell
1. to the freshman: "u sound like u have a cranberry hangover...its a good thing there wasn't even any alcohol in it."
2. "my cranberry hanover is killing me!"
by Erika, Sarah, Emily February 3, 2005
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crankersore

what you get when you get robbed trying to buy crank
that dude just got robbed hes fuking crankersore
by mavros April 26, 2006
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Cranberried

To turn in your 2 weeks notice like a civilized human being only to me terminated on the spot for imagined, undocumented, or otherwise made up reasons by an immature, inexperienced, or otherwise unqualified HR person so they can assert themselves as "in charge" of the situation when in all reality they are a paper tiger that only does what they are told even when they know that it is both blatantly wrong and occasionally illegal.
american english / slang / adverb - usage - to be cranberried, or damn, you got cranberried? Thats sucks.

Its origins come from the nickname (Cranberry) of the first person to have been Blatantly Cranberried. After his swift dismissal when he turned in his two week notice, other employees began to realize that turning in two weeks was an immediate "do not pass go, do not collect $200" and meant that you needed to clean out your desk before you did so. Hence the term was born.
by CLismy2ndjob July 24, 2009
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cranberry highway

a highway of which cranberries are crushed by on coming cars. The result of which is cranberry juice. A juice we know and love.
"cranberry highways forever" -Remix Beatles Strawberry Fields
by masked cruseders August 15, 2011
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Cranker

by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014
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cranberry sauce

Dried blood leaked out from the anus after a wild, wild night of passion.
The aerial sandwich dripped cranberry sauce on us.
by Suijen September 27, 2006
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cranker

Someone who is a complete crazy wanker!

This word originated from freshie dyslexic indian people whos grasp of english was weak enough for them to come up with such filandery as "crazy wanker".

It then took white people (people with names such as Thomas and Edward Zachary) who spend most of their time listening to Soulja boy to make a catchy word (ie take all credit)
as a generic indian name I'll use "Sachin Sharma"

Ed/Tom: Oi! Chocolate bear, you have a complete moose knuckle!
Sachin: You Crankers!
by Leeds Geography December 9, 2008
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