cable tv

A system used for showing ads on people's televisions. Also known to turn people into lazy, fat bums while lowering their IQ teaching our society that the world revolves around Britney Spears. It requires a large monthly fee to function.

I wanted to pay an arm and a leg to become a complete shut in so I got cable tv.

by NewClear April 5, 2012

torquing wicked cable

to take a poo, shit, dung, deficate, leave a stool specimin, drop the cosby kids off at the pool and so on....

"Your body wants that airplane food out, so your in the restroom TORQUING WICKED CABLE"

by Adam Smetak June 10, 2008

Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

cradle snatcher

someone who enjoys the company of people half there age
see Paedaphile

Dirty Henry is a cradle snatcher, he has his eye on the 12yo girl next door

by Some guy June 28, 2003

Cralley

To crap in an alley.

Matteo: Man, those late night tacos really hit me. The bathroom in the bar was out of commission and I couldn't find another so I took a cralley.

Renzo: Nice!

by hotpeppers January 16, 2010

the cradle

sex position; the girl is on top, and the guy is sitting up straight with his legs out. The girl wraps her legs around his torso and her arms around his back. the guy then pounds away. also, u can make out or look into each others eys for enhanced pleasure in this position

dude i totally did the cradle with my gf last night. it was amazing..

by brad k January 22, 2008

Larry the cable guy

Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes come to life

Who's ready to GIT-R-DONE?

by Mike April 24, 2005