Facebook couple

1. Two people who are dating but never act like a couple in person but on Facebook they comment on every single of each others' statuses and they constantly write "I loveee you" on each others walls.

2. Two people who are not actually dating but they flirt on Facebook as if they were madly in love, they may have a different love interest in the outside world but on Facebook they dearly love each other.

1. Michelle - "Wow Bob and Chelsea never even look at each other when I see them, are they really going out?"

Paige - "Yeah, I think so, they write "I <3 U" and "I luv u moreeee" on each others walls every single freaking day, it's ridiculous!"

2. Michelle - "Are Roberta and Greg in love, on Facebook they comment on every singe picture of each other..."

Paige - "Nooo Greg is in love with her but Roberta is totally not interested, she's with Sean. Roberta and Greg are just a Facebook couple."

by missscarr October 9, 2009

a couple of

Quantification for more than 1 and less than 3 of something.

Around 2.

For 3 or more, see few.

Guy #1: It's going to take me a couple of months to finish this painting for you.

~10 weeks later~

Guy #1: Here's your painting!
Guy #2: Thank you, I have no issues with the delivery time of this painting.

by Nottel Inyu March 3, 2012

Power Couple

A couple that does bad ass things together and plots to take over the world. A power couple might for example make millions of dollars in passive income due to their ability to make use of their given superpowers that might include mind reading and the ability to manipulate situations to suit their needs.

Mat and Elissa are a obviously a power couple because they are even better when combined.

by elissale August 23, 2014

Knock out a couple rounds

a term used to describe masturbating and ejaculating several times

Man fuck this I'm goin home to knock out a couple rounds

by costa papa July 24, 2006

Couple-Skate Pop

Any piece of art (usually pertaining to music) that conjures the memory and/or emotions evoked from said memory of going to the skating rink, playing video games waiting for the DJ to play that perfect song signaling you to do one of three things:

A. Grab the girl you dig and impress her with your ability to skate backwards slowly while skating with her,

B. Sulk quiletly on the edges of the rink or the dining area longing for someone to couple skate with.

C. Continue whooping ass at Cruisn' USA to hide the pain of not having someone to enjoy the couple-skate with.

Couple-Skate Pop, or CSP, is generally used to negatively categorize bad art. However, because some people (the popular kids) associate pleasant memoies with this term it can be used in a positive way. Franky, this is rarely the case.

"I got the new Bo Bice record and was disapointed to find that it's nothing more than couple-skate pop."

by Clint Wells July 18, 2006

Perfect couple

The best possible pair of people to be together. They can't stop thinking about each other and are meant to be together. They make each other more happy than anything else. Every other couple is jealous of them.

Ziad and Engy are a perfect couple.

by xeyaad July 29, 2014

match.com couple

A slightly unattractive couple, doing things seen in a match.com ad, ie holding hands,making eyes, sharing an umbrella

I saw a match.com couple outside in the rain.

by Joe Doe5 July 25, 2007