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Corndogger

The word corndogger is a word that I coined in about 2002 in a Yahoo group called Martina Axen's Disciples where the founder was samefagging and acting like he was going to rape me in the ass with everything from elbows deep to a knife. He also hacked my Yahoo and MSN hotmail addresses and puppetted me all around the internet, even once posting to me with a fake profile claiming to be Martina herself, though the real one did have her own ID. This corndogger's name was Arseecy and he had about 10 Arseecy profiles. He had a mullet and an orange tie dyed muscle shirt that made him look like Little Archeeser's Butt-Pizza which is a pizza containing nothing but used cigarette butts. Some of which have his mustache hair and lipstick still attached. He also threatened to send gay porn to my neighbors in my name so I went to the FBI. Apparently agent one and agent two are here trying to coin my word now that they've also been treating me like a "targeted individual" for apparently trying to make a couple of quality musicians laugh and maybe they did and that's why agents one and two are sending children up to me at my dad's gigs to call me a corndogger. A corndogger is someone who gives it or takes it up the ass, but they probably ain't talkin pedophilia because those sick fucks are in a class of their own just like agents one and two here. Thank you for calling and have a blessed day.
"Agents one and two are a couple of corndoggers just like Arseecy. God rest his mullet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 6, 2023
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bloody corndog

Dipping your dick into batter and then fucking a girl while she's on her period
I never liked having sex while she was on her period until she let me perform the bloody corndog, which was goddamn hilarious.
by Captain Silver42 June 16, 2011
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Sloppy corndog

When a chick pukes on your dick ( while sucking it). With another underneath cleaning up the vomit from underneath your man junk with her tongue
That bitch must of ate some hot ass chicken wing because my burned like a motherfucker when she was giving me a sloppy corndog
by Johnnysjunkiemind May 23, 2016
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California Corndog

The act of masturbating with a soggy slice of bread and feeding it to someone after ejaculation.
My friend Claudia was hungry, so I whipped up a California Corndog to feed her.
by CabootyCremeCake August 22, 2018
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fucking corndog

When some one pisses you the fuck off

Use this slurr witch is also a nice dinner food
Person:your ugly as fuck
Me: so are you ,you fucking corndog
by Papi loves milk October 20, 2018
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Bullshit Cordon Bleu

When someone makes you an offer that may look okay with some good points, but really... its stuffed with Bullshit!
My employer gave me an offer for a 6% raise this year with 10% matching 401k. However, I do have to shave his asshole and wax his balls, talk about Bullshit Cordon Bleu
by 1badparatrooper July 30, 2019
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Rotten Corndog

Usually not the brightest bulb in the box and a pretty vile person.
Man, he is such a rotten corndog. I hope I never see him again.
by sayi'myou'll5ever July 11, 2020
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