contraceptive

Capable of preventing conception.


A device, drug, or chemical agent that prevents conception.

YeA? So? Wanna fight about it?!

by LarstaiT November 12, 2003

Private Contractors

The politically correct word used for Mercenaries like those good ol' boys over at Blackwater.

News Anchor: Today in Iraq, private contractors shot 15 civilians because they looked at them wrong.

by JthanS December 28, 2007

Nigga Contraband

Phrases, Words, or even material such as racist YouTube videos that white people share with each other but would never show their black friends.

Person 1: I say fellow white person, search for ______ on YouTube. I found it racially hilarious.

Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband.

by NCPhoenix95 October 31, 2010

Iran-Contra

One of the biggest political scandals of the 20th century in which the Reagan Adminstration sold weapons to Iran in order to provide funding for the Contras in Nicaragua

It's amazing Ronald Reagan was not impeached over the Iran-Contra scandal, but at least he never got a blowjob!

by Republican$$uck November 24, 2013

put out a contract on

To hire or attempt to hire an assassin to kill (someone)

1) The mob put out a contract on the police informer.

2) Barf shows his muscle by putting out contracts on relatives he hates to kiss. (From "The Simpseones", a parody of "The Simpsons" in Mad Classics magazine).

by Charlize October 6, 2007

Vaginal Contractor

An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a “ho” or “biatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the “pimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap (see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.

Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!

by Mack Daddy Mik August 19, 2006

Contradiction

"Compassionate Conservative."

I am a compassionate conservative. Please excuse me, I need to go join the army so I can kill - no, I mean "help" - the people in Iraq.

How come some people can have examples without the word and I can't?

Contradiction

by Abudoobie January 9, 2006