constipanky

Constipated causing one to be cranky

Not pooping in days and getting angry at everything

I am so irregular, everyone is bugginme, I am constipanky!

by Clvgrl March 29, 2015

Constiplaining

Complaining about being constipated

My girlfriend can't poop, she's always constiplaining about it.

by JustJam21 August 9, 2015

Constipangry

When you are constipated and it makes you angry.

Steve can be such a cockhead sonetines. He hasn't taken a dump in nine days and he's all bloated and it is making him constipangry.

by andrewinmelbourne September 13, 2015

Constipation Sneeze

The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.

Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*

by Loller4429 October 2, 2016

Constipated fox

To dive nose first into a butthole, not unlike a fox diving in the snow.

"I shoved my nose on her ass! I'd never done a constipated fox before!"

by Chasingcars614 August 2, 2017

constipated singing

{kon-stuh-peyt sing-ing}

1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.

2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death

When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.

by Tsarstepan September 5, 2019

Constipuke

When you are constipated, so the poop comes out the other end.

"Are you ok?"
'Man, im all blocked- *BLAAAHHHGGGG*"
"Haha Constipuke"

by B0nyT November 19, 2021