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constipated

when nothing comes out of you butt for a long long long long time
constipated chicken
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Burp constipation

It's when you really need to burp but can't & hold it in, only to get constipated cause you just really need to let it out
I should have burped when I had the chance, now I have burp constipation
by Kittycatgoestweet May 6, 2016
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constipation

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Ocular Constipation

The boss told me I had to work tomorrow. Unfortunately for him, I feel a case of ocular constipation coming on.
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postulation constipation

A state of mental stagnancy; one is unable to excrete thoughts. A bit like writer's block for your brain's bowels.
I cannot finish my essay on my latest axiom, do I have postulation constipation? (yes)

Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .
by Postulate With Me Baby March 17, 2019
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Mentally Constipated

1. So full of shit nothing credible can get in.
2. Just won't let go of the bullshit.

Usually caused by propaganda and or confirmation bias.
He's mentally constipated in that he still believes regardless of fact, the election was stolen.
by Lexxster August 1, 2022
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political constipation

When a political figure in a high office, (i.e.; The President) tries to push for some sort of change but is unable to due to opposition from the opposing party.
The President has political constipation since he can't get new regulations to pass in Congress.
by darcwizrd September 10, 2013
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