Classical Conditioning

A very primal and potent form of instinctive behavioral learning. This is innate in humans and animals of all kind (including fish, worms, etc). Classical conditioning forms the reason and basis for all unhealthy addictions and fetishes.

In an Orwellian type of situation, one could theoretically take over the world if they could classical condition their citizens (in fact, megacorporations are already doing it right now via advertisements).

The teacher played the exact same song every time we took a quiz. I now hate that song thanks to classical conditioning.

Even though I ate dinner, I started craving for a burger after watching a Wendy's commercial, all thanks to classical conditioning.

After seeing all these hot bikini girls in a beer commercial, brad suddenly felt the desire to crack open a cold one, all thanks to classical conditioning.

You could very well get turned on by a fire hydrant all thanks to classical conditioning.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 7, 2021

dishorderly conduct

The point of diminished returns hording

I can't find anything in the rats nest
So my life's choices lead to this conclusion.
I am guilty of dishorderly conduct.
I found myself in the maze I created holding on to things while I let myself go

by Tonythetiler December 19, 2021

Train Conductor

A woman who takes penises in multiple orifices at the same time. Esentially, a gang bang recipient.

A few train conductors are in the locker room, playing with some choo choos.

by Finchard November 10, 2005

near blizzard-like conditions

Buzz word for any amount of snow.

One flake of snow fell on Concord NH today. Better stock up on the essentials, cuz it's NEAR BLIZZARD-LIKE CONDITIONS...

by Mohanchous January 11, 2008

Air Conditioner

the sexual act when a man goes down on a woman after eating a popsicle or something else frozen on a hot summers day.

Guy: "Hey dude, I gave that chick an air conditioner this afternoon:
Girl: "I would love an air conditioner its soooooo hot out!!"

by BILLYandKAILA May 5, 2011

Papi conditioner

is the next level of papi shampoo its a Dominican male that gets all the women by his reputation. there are only to ways to be classified a papi conditioner 1.your name must be cesar 2. you must possess the black mumba.

OMG is that Cesar. NO thats papi conditioner! hold on to ur girlfriends!

by PAPI CONDITIONER June 29, 2010

Douchebag Code of Conduct

A douchebag must wear or have 3 of the following:

1. Excessively combed hair
2. Sagging Pants
3. One of those combinations of baseball caps and winter hats
4. Unnatural jean colors (e.g red jeans)
5. Skinny jeans
6. Unnecessary skateboard shoes
7. Converses
8. Harry Potter style glasses
9. Backwards hat
10. A t shirt with a loose jacket
11. Or wear a loose-fitting cap

And must do two of the following.....

1. Play Lacrosse
2. Skateboard or Snowboard
3. Wear no shirt half of the time
4. Use hip hop speech (e.g. "yo")
5. Have one girlfriend per week
6. Walk like they have shit in their pants
7. Smoke marijuana
8. Have over 500 facebook friends
9. Wear an earing
10. Call everyone their "son"

Person A: Yo, you not sagging, you're violating the Douchebag Code of Conduct

Person B: Word Son, I'll fix that

by thoughtfultaco November 29, 2010