fecal brain condition

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.
by Cpugh March 02, 2019
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filipino condition

A condition usually present in filipino men,who believe they are the "hottest" and "in demand" guys on the planet,but in reality,suffer from gross insecurities about real world attractiveness,height,sexual performance,and the reluctance from non filipino women/men,to consider them as a legitimate option.
that guy truly doesn't get how fucking ugly he is,he has a serious case of the filipino condition.
by SmartAssTheOriginal February 14, 2019
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condition white

A relaxed state of awareness wherein an attack would be completely unexpected, such as being asleep, or being IN one’s phone.
I was in Condition White, Facebooking, when that car hit me.
by Cmdr Fat Coyote October 23, 2017
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Condition of household

Look at anxiety in family pet
Condition of household look at pets.
by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018
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AIR CONDITIONER

Peeing from a top of a tall building on the passer-biers so it seems like you got hit with water from an air conditioner.
Fucking air conditioners
by miki_kimi123 March 09, 2021
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Air conditioner

When the child or children in the home don't biologically belong to you, but you step up and take the role and responsibility. The parent of said children is under the air conditioner as to say that they owe you sexually or in a sexual favor.
Yes dear I understand but it's the air conditioner here.
by Air conditioner man March 03, 2024
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blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"
Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".
by pboudreau13 March 25, 2014
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