The Condesce

A really thicc hot fish milf
She used The Psiioniic as a living battery lmao
She's like, the Empress of all of Alternia lol

The Condesce is kinda bitchy but also a milf so-

by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022

water balloon condom

its filled with water
it looks like piss
i gave it to a girl and when she gave it back to me it was warm.

squish squish water balloon put it in your mouth water balloon condom

by kachoiw April 18, 2022

The Corner Condom

A rigid, tube-shaped device made of plastic that is used as a condom, in order to have sex around corners,objects, or people; it was invented, and is often used by, Dr. Basketball.

Johnny often plays pranks on his friends by using The Corner Condom to molest them whilst hidding behind a wall.

by themuffmaster June 22, 2010

Jimmy's Condom

Southern expression for Anal Sex under the pretense of effective birth control.

Originally based off of "Prying open some ass" and made a little sweeter by adding a convenient, albeit blatant, lie to bypass anal defenses. Hence, Jimmy's Condom.

I wanted to pry some ass from that girl at the enrique iglesias concert. I told her I had the best form of birth control, then stuck it in her ass in the restroom.

Nice, the good ol' Jimmy's Condom

by Flea Prime August 31, 2010

Polish Condom

A sock on your penis

Polish Condom

by KKKoonhater April 12, 2010

condescending

1. To descend to the level of one considered inferior; lower oneself.

2. Thinkin' your shit don't smell

3. To deal with people in a patronizingly superior manner.

Those who thought they were honoring me by condescending to address a few words to me. --F. W. Robinson.

by DFiddy October 22, 2003

condom hat

a extremely tight beanie, without a fold, that resembles a condom when placed on one's head.

the nordic skiier was wearing a condom hat.

by Anonymous April 30, 2003