Computer

Something parents dont understand, it is sexy has entertainment and shit, i fucked it because it has a usb slot...

i fucked a computer

by Iamnotasmartassishoulddomyh/w May 15, 2016

Computers

Earbud Headphones.

Kenny : Toby, take those computers out of your ears for a second.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Computer Science Emotional Breakdown

When a computer science major in college (or any other programming person) has a breakdown because there code isn't working. Generally involves keyboard smashing.

Shortened to CSEB.

Yo, Jacob is having a computer science emotional breakdown about the project.

by m3chatr0nic December 3, 2019

computer mouse

A clicky thing where you do lots of clicking. Usually not used for a computer, but to play with.

I have clicked this Computer Mouse so many times.
That is great. It really is a clicky thing where you do lots of clicking.
Yes.

by DemogorgonSlayer October 13, 2020

compto

A cute little mommy >.<

octo: Compto can code so well and is so attractive omg
compto: oh yes I am come closer so I can groom you little octo >.<

by definitely not octo April 8, 2022

Compton Chamber Check

The act of looking down the barrel of a firearm from the front of the bore to check if the firearm is loaded.

James: Hey where is David
Steve: David did a Compton chamber check with his finger on the trigger and met god.
James: Damn, that's crazy.

by Jeff_the_warcriminal October 15, 2023

Disposable computer

Any of several types of computer that, owing to the great difficulty of repair are easier to replace. A computer that displays a small cryptic "face" to display it's inability to continue operating. See also mac.

I went through another disposable computer, I guess I had better buy one that doesn't come in 400 different colors.

by Xaero December 5, 2003