Jeff_the_warcriminal's definitions

Compton Chamber Check

The act of looking down the barrel of a firearm from the front of the bore to check if the firearm is loaded.

James: Hey where is David
Steve: David did a Compton chamber check with his finger on the trigger and met god.
James: Damn, that's crazy.

by Jeff_the_warcriminal October 15, 2023

Folded like an omelet

A descriptor used to ridicule how someone died, when they died because they were being stupid and experienced the "find out" part of "fuck around and find out.".

David got folded like an omelet after trying to rob an off duty police officer.

by Jeff_the_warcriminal November 23, 2023