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competish

A word in the "slanguage" used in the famous film industry magazine Variety. Other examples include "cumes" (for "cumulative totals"), "thesp" (for "thespian" or "actor"), prexy (for "president") and "perf" (for "performance").
"Though no hit with the crix, pic's boffo homevid cumes recall Fight Club, another Pitt starrer for the Frog. New prexy Weiss is also excited about new Wilson brothers laffer..."
by Schowkuu April 26, 2005
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Completeditaphobia

Fearing completion. Fear of things that have an ending. Fear of completing something in life, like projects, books, or crafts. Fearing the end.
My completeditaphobia has froze me in my tracks. Therefore, I'm unable to finish renovating the bathroom.
by Mrs. JFV July 23, 2007
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completely homo

When you say a homosexual statement and mean it. The opposite of nohomo.
Ey Brad, gargle on my nuts...completely homo
by The Nation December 29, 2007
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Completing the Circuit

When a man has sex with a shemale, and the shemale returns the favor with anal sex, therefore completing the circuit.
"So there I was, balls deep, and she just decided to try completing the circuit while i was doing him"
by robchee October 20, 2009
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complete shambles

The second tier of organisational shambles caused by management failing to understand even the basics of how an office operates.

Unlike a simple shambles, it could be foreseen by any educated 10 year old.
Sending the member of staff who paid the accounts to work in another office resulted in neither the electricity or water bills being paid, instantly reducing the office to a complete shambles which was far worse than the shambles when only the water bill had been unpaid.
by MoLincs November 28, 2011
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Competetive Elephant Ejaculation

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR
Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."
by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016
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