Dr Comfort

The real pedophile is not outside of the school it’s inside.

Dr Comfort is a stalker.

by BobDaBich June 21, 2021

comfort beer

A beer you pour at home (even though you are sufficiently drunk) that you never drink, in an attempt to feel better about the nite ending.

I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.

by bkjb99 January 24, 2015

comfort country

a comfort country is a place where you feel completely at home and comfortable, similar to a comfort food

"Have you ever been to Ireland? It's totally my comfort country."

by johngoose13 December 10, 2018

Comfort Poo

After a particularly hard night on the piss, and suffering a brain-melting hangover, a Comfort Poo is the shit you have that flushes most of the toxins out and eases the pain.

It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.

Bob: "Ahhhh, I just had a Comfort Poo."

John: "Hangover gone then?"

Bob: "You betcha."

by Centaur23 December 8, 2011

Comfort People

Meaning a group of people who bring you comfort. Just by being around these people bring you happiness and relieve your stressed.

Person 1: i heard you have been stressed lately?
Person 2: yeah man i just need to hangout with my comfort people to destress

by Raiso January 20, 2022

comfort tiktoker

A tiktoker that you are in love with in a non sexual way. If you could you would leave anyone and everything just to be with them, Your guardian Angel <3

I feel safer with him he has truly saved my life he is my comfort tiktoker

by deep nonexistent words June 14, 2021

Comfort trash

Comfort trash, a term coined by me. The things lying around that you have no need of, but has been there so long that something feels wrong when it's gone or put in it's "proper place".

Can also be called comfort clutter for alliteration, but it feels wrong so, no.

P1: "Here, I'll put this in the cupboard for you."
P2: "No, I like that there, it's my comfort trash!"

by Ebony.trueheart November 18, 2020