The most evil kind of hellish fiend who takes the last cup of coffee and then doesn’t make another pot. A special layer of hell is reserved for these people. The same spot for people who talk during movies, those who text and drive, and those who commit mass murder.
Nate woke up this morning with a hellish hangover and went to pour himself a cup a coffee but a coffee hound stole the last cup and pretty well ruined his life.
by CPL05 October 07, 2009
The much faster walking pace that someone usually acquires after drinking coffee. Also associated with a faster rate of speech. A coffee walker is typically unaware of their condition until it is pointed out to them.
Slow down, I can't keep up with you when you're coffee walking.
I can tell by your coffee walk that you're ready for the big meeting.
Ease up on the coffee walk; we're not racing.
Why are you walking so fast? Coffee walk?
I can tell by your coffee walk that you're ready for the big meeting.
Ease up on the coffee walk; we're not racing.
Why are you walking so fast? Coffee walk?
by adrenaline435 January 20, 2010
*hot girl walks by*
Me: Wanna go grab some coffee?
Friend: *looks around and sees the girl* Hell yeah, I want some coffee.
Me: Wanna go grab some coffee?
Friend: *looks around and sees the girl* Hell yeah, I want some coffee.
by adeicerca4rd May 02, 2011
by ngtc July 09, 2014
Coffee that has gone cold or been sitting in the pot on the warmer for more than 6 hours. This is dog coffee, coffee that is only fit for a dog... although, if you are like me, you will possibly reheat/drink it anyway, because you are an addict.
i.e yesterdays brew still sitting in the pot, or a pot of coffee you enjoyed in the morning - then you get home at night and drink some more of it. Also, microwaving cold coffee turns it into dog coffee, regardless of how old it is (even if it was only made 10 minutes ago).
by Azzaazza July 11, 2007
A heightened sense of awareness resulting in aggressive speech pattern often answering ones own questions before a person operating at normal speed has a chance to respond.
by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010
Lupita came over today to clean house but one thing led to another and she ended uo serving me Spanish Coffee.
by Rosalinda the dirty hooker May 22, 2018