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Coffee Hound

The most evil kind of hellish fiend who takes the last cup of coffee and then doesn’t make another pot. A special layer of hell is reserved for these people. The same spot for people who talk during movies, those who text and drive, and those who commit mass murder.
Nate woke up this morning with a hellish hangover and went to pour himself a cup a coffee but a coffee hound stole the last cup and pretty well ruined his life.
by CPL05 October 7, 2009
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