fur coat

When you take a huge dump that's so sticky it rips off some of your butthole pubes on its escape.

"Man, the other day I took a fur coat and it clogged my grandmas toilet."

by aeroballs January 29, 2014

T-coat

Short for "trenchcoat", a type of jacket with a long bottom that seems to drag on the ground, but only if you're not tall enough.

"T-Coats are not allowed to be worn in schools thanks to the Trenchcoat Mafia."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

red coat

Someone who works for the British holiday camp company, Butlins. Typically chavvy, slightly gay, and prone to singing and dancing. They wear red coats, obviously.

The red coats were singing Barbie Girl all night!

by Nimbuspony March 27, 2008

coat-tails

A new offensive term for a parasitic person who "ride someone's coat tails", and claims your social success as their own

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton played coat-tails to one another; Obama continued Bill Clinton's liberal policies and Hilary Clinton wanted to succeed Barack Obama in 2016.

by Sexydimma June 26, 2017

rubber coat

Slang for a bulletproof vest

Exp used in the song My Buddy by G-Unit "He ain't never been broke he glitchless and so reliable I bought him a rubber coat for Christmas,inferred beam and a scope for distance."

by PPButtHead September 20, 2018

Jew coat

Thick body hair (specific to a male) that encompasses the full length of the arms, chest, back, and neck, in such a way that it looks as if the male is wearing a coat.

Ari wore a t-shirt to the pool party because he's got quite a Jew coat.

by Matzo Goldstein March 25, 2013

natalie coates

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please let me place my dick into your vagina Natalie Coates

by pl[okijhugyftrd December 5, 2017