WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
by MathPlus December 14, 2020
Get the Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19mug. by Riley Green August 3, 2016
Get the clausemug. eg. a "Santa Clause Clause" would be a clause stating that you may never sue the other party to the contract no matter what he does.
by traderjoe January 10, 2010
Get the Santa Clause Clausemug. In an employment agreement, this is the part of the legal document that denies you the opportunity to take your grievance to court, and instead forces you to agree to arbitration.
My employer fucked me over royally, but due to the Trump Clause in my employment agreement, I have to be sodomized by an arbitrator instead of taking them to court.
by Bogrimm October 26, 2017
Get the Trump Clausemug. The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018
Get the The ‘Santa Clause’mug. 1. Tha pimp version of santa clause. Pimpa-clause getz down with his "ho ho ho's".
Pimpa-clause ALWAYS wears baggy red sweatpants. He raps pimpmas raps like "oh pimpmas weed, oh pimpmas weed!"
Pimpa-clause lives in da south pole. He getz busy and gives bitches presents and snows on their faces!!
He has a giant pole! It locates where his pitched tent is!
Pimpa clause has 2 lists, "tha good ho ho ho's" and he has tha list of tha naughty "WHORE-ible ho's!"
So when you hear a "ho ho ho", go spread some love and wish all a "Merry PimpmASS!"
2. Pimpa-clause is also what I call myself for fun cuz itz funny to say. I go around da school yellin "ho ho ho" all da time!
Pimpa-clause ALWAYS wears baggy red sweatpants. He raps pimpmas raps like "oh pimpmas weed, oh pimpmas weed!"
Pimpa-clause lives in da south pole. He getz busy and gives bitches presents and snows on their faces!!
He has a giant pole! It locates where his pitched tent is!
Pimpa clause has 2 lists, "tha good ho ho ho's" and he has tha list of tha naughty "WHORE-ible ho's!"
So when you hear a "ho ho ho", go spread some love and wish all a "Merry PimpmASS!"
2. Pimpa-clause is also what I call myself for fun cuz itz funny to say. I go around da school yellin "ho ho ho" all da time!
"Ho ho ho" I'm pimpa-clause!
This is "WHORE-ible!"
Have a merry PimpmASS.
Pimpa-clause, and RUDEoff da big-cock RainDEAR!
FUCK frosty da pervert!
This is "WHORE-ible!"
Have a merry PimpmASS.
Pimpa-clause, and RUDEoff da big-cock RainDEAR!
FUCK frosty da pervert!
by Mattnificent 425 December 23, 2008
Get the Pimpa-Clausemug. An unofficial rule that if your man is in jail or prison, you are allowed to have sex with other men. The man is usually not informed about this. The man the woman cheats with is called a sport coat, or sometimes Jody
guy:Hey girl, we can't do this! You're my cousins girl
Girl: prison clause!
Guy: well, okay then!
Invoked by Otto's wife on SOA so she could have sex with Bobby- Elvis
Girl: prison clause!
Guy: well, okay then!
Invoked by Otto's wife on SOA so she could have sex with Bobby- Elvis
by carrielynn901 November 16, 2011
Get the prison clausemug.