classic thirteen

thirteen distinct ridges on the anus indicating what many consider to be the ideal anal configuration

her rosebud was a classic thirteen

by sighsmail March 15, 2009

Fall Classic

1) The act of taking a dump in a neighbor's jack-o-lantern on Halloween.

2) The ultimate shenanigan to pull on All Hallow's Eve. (ie. The "Fall Classic" being referred to The World Series of Major League Baseball)

1) Guy 1: Hey man. how was trick or treating?

Guy 2: Dude, it was EPIC! I pulled a Fall Classic on my grumpy neighbor

Guy 1: Niceee

2) Guy 1: That was legend! I can't believe you pulled off The Fall Classic.

by P Weezy October 7, 2010

classic

an old thing (movie, joke, etc.) that is so good it stands up to and beats the living fucking shit out of the new things.

Shufflleboard, old spongebob episodes, old jokes, heroic sacrifices, someone who is cool and not a jackass. all of these are classic

by A-person_yay April 11, 2014

classical

A style of music only some people can appreciate. Not many pre-teens and teenagers my age like it (I think that's because they want to be "cool"). I like classical, and rock. They're broad, but they're both pretty cool. Classical's always going to be "classic." Maybe in like 20 years, rock'll go out of fashion. Maybe I'll still like rock then, but I don't think it'll be that big. Classic examples of composers around the classical period are Mozart, Beethoven, and a lot others, check them out at your local music store.....classical can be wild and loud and sometimes it can be soft and calm. Don't think that listening to one classical piece will determine what the whole genre is like.

I, myself, have liked classical for a while. My graphics site is classicalgraphics.tk, I have ClassicalFonts, my screen names have to do with classical.....but that's all another thing.

by C.C. January 22, 2005

Classify

A Twitter King. One would say he is like Gordon Ramsay with his expertise in culinary arts. Classify is an absolute unit due to his towering stature of 6'8" with impeccable teeth to top it off. Whats that? You like eSports? Well you might as well just suck off Classify now since he just recently joined 100 Thieves. Classify is also known for having an abnormally large penis to the point where people are afraid of the BDE vibes that radiate off his body. If you hear anything about Classify, be sure to not go outside and instantly hide your girl as he will steal them in a heart beat. You don't go outside? Well you're still not safe. Classify also will steal your girl in video games by impressing them with his impeccable aim and his immense amount of skill in Fortnite and in many other games

Nadeshot: "We need to sign more people to 100 Thieves, you got any ideas of who to sign?"

Pokimane: "Have you heard of Classify and The Mob? Classify has so much BDE. He even outplays and carries me in Fortnite on the daily."

Nadshot: "That's a done deal dawg."

by Peaenut July 23, 2019

classic

Something of long lasting entertainment

Blowing didgeridoo in the park is classic!

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

Classic Rock

Rock music that takes real musical talent to play. It combines skillful guitar riffs with real singing. The father of all rock generas, classic rock is perhaps the best musical genera ever to exist.

A lot of people think that Classic Rock is slow and boring. It may be slower than some modern types of metal, but it's much more powerful and infinitely better.

Classic Rock artists: Led Zeppelin, Jimmi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, The Yardbirds, Creme, The Rolling Stones, The Who, The Beatles, Van Halen

by Ceolwulf September 7, 2008