Chocolate Whizz Bang

Slang description for the anus and often used when discussing anal sex.

My boss is a little up-tight, I wonder if she likes to take it up the chocolate whizz bang?

by GrandSlam February 26, 2009

Chocolate Sleeve

When someone is in a rush to wipe after taking a dump, and accidentally gets their sleeve covered in shit during the wiping process.

Wilford Brimley - "I was running late for work this morning and totally chocolate sleeved my only good work shirt."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

Chocolate Thrower

A sexual move whereby a man, about to consummate a masturbation session, shits into his free hand and then hurls the mess in the direction of some victim.

The move is obviously hyperbolic in nature, and is used to describe someone attempting or doing something equivalently asinine in nature.

"I can't believe he showed up at your party and then threw up on your girlfriend."
"I know. Steve is such a chocolate thrower."

by Spigavich March 26, 2010

Chocolate Handcuffs

The act of "popping" ones ball or balls (depending on elasticity) into one's partner anus and then requesting for them to clench. Once restrained in this manner the only "key" is a good push hopefully not dislodging any foreign matter other than your testicle/s

"Man why are you walkin funny?"
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."

by craig101 January 8, 2012

chocolate popcicle

Military call sign for a rotary winged aircraft.

Chocolate Popcicle entering 4WA in order to complete mission and return to mother.

by BeaniBeani December 3, 2016

chocolate peanut

When the girl shits on the cock

Nicole gave Laquan a chocolate peanut last night during their shift.

by Tel-E January 22, 2017

chocolateoce

My main mod, chocolate god, even win a solo squad, trickshot, off a quad, small but deadly call him tide pod, 15 year old gamer used to play cod, he's a beast got that manly bod, 138 wins he's so pog! He's a legend don't you see? He'll bust right through you call him PNG, He's number 1, like he's supposed to be and he's the best player, OCE.

Default 1: Come on man we got this win!
Default 2: No we don't!
Default 1: Why not?
Default 1: ChocolateOCE is pushing us!

by PHANTØM December 31, 2018