diamond cutters

Nipples that are very pointed when erect; so hard that they could cut diamonds and have a 15 on the Mohs scale.

You see that guy over there? He's got year-round diamond cutters.

by donnybob March 28, 2011

Chatteris

A sorry little Cambridgeshire town, inhabited by bigoted inbreds who feel it necessary to steal cutlery in order to survive.
Most Chatteris inhabitants are tall, derp and herp. They feed upon the unhappiness of others, alongside a real desire for silverware.

Chatteris is built up of a few shops which sell nothing particularly exciting or useful. Probably sell knock-off forks, for people that like TO STEAL FORKS.
Some Chatteris dwellers like to leave the country sometimes, in order to spread their knowledge of how to be inbred and effectively steal silverware.

These types should be avoided as they are more fucking annoying than people that actually outright rob your property. Or alternatively, thrown in the dyke at birth. Diddums.
Furthermore, Chatteris plays host to some of the ugliest cuntry-folk, as they probably use the cutlery they steal to repair their faces.
In conclusion, if you see any bone-handled forks lying around in Cambridgeshire or surrounding areas, please return in a jiffy bag to HMS Your Mother promptly.

Me: WHERE IS MY FORK?
Friend: I bet THAT bellend from Chatteris stole it.

Me: What's wrong with his face?
Friend: Oh, he's from Chatteris.

Me: Do you know any silversmiths?
Friend: Yes, they all live in Chatteris.

by bellendstolemyforks May 31, 2011

cutter

Hey all you fucktards out there! Seriously, cutting is a big thing if its for real. A cutter is someone who is going through too too much and has no way to deal with it, so they take it into their own hands. Or they've done so much and been through so much that they've numbed themselves to the pain. They feel dead. They're like walking shells of people, and they cut to see the blood and feel the pain that means they are ALIVE. Trust me...was one for a few years. Not the best way to cope, but some have no choice.

Heres your bloody definition
Cutter - someone who cuts themselves to relieve emotional pain.

When my aunt died 4/17/05 and I was coerced into sex with a boy who was 16 and I was 13. When huffing no longer took the pain away, nor did drinking, I started cutting and became anorexic. I was a cutter.

by BlackxHeartxAngel January 20, 2006

cutter

someone who cuts to releve pain, weather it be from torment at school, their sexuality or any other thing that can cause social, and mental pain. people who cut are just normal people, or at least some of them. some want to be gothic, or punk, but most are normal, walk around in normal cloths, and try to cover up the scars. attention cutters will walk around with scars uncovered, bleeding etc. etc.

im a cutter, but not an attention cutter, i walk around in a pair of jeans a tee shirt, and a jacket. if u got problems with it take it up with managment, GOD

by shinigami_the_god_of_death October 22, 2006

emo cutters

Hardcore cutters. Don't cut for attention.

None of these other entries of emo cutters are real they all were probably made by no-lifed steroetypes who don't understand anything about emos or cutters.

by AnotherBetch May 25, 2007

terd cutter

Slang term for the anus

My girl likes it in the ass, so I shoved my cock in her terd cutter.

by wopdick69 July 21, 2007

cutter

the jerk who jumps to the front of the line while everybody waits. they have many tactics, including the infamous "walk up and talk to a friend, then suddenly become part of the line". they are despised by many, but confronted by few.

guy 1 (after waiting five minutes) - look at that guy, he's innocently talking to his buddy at the front of the line
guy 2 - he's not talking to his friends, he's taking cuts! he's a cutter!

by boyioughttaslapyou May 25, 2009