Chronoage

Also called cisage.

Having an age identity that is the same as your chronological age. Contrast with transage.

I am a chronoage 21-year-old. I was born 21 years ago and I do not identify as another age.

by Shugunou January 20, 2023

XY chromosone

Refers to the ability of men to listen to women without hearing anything they say. Generally used by one woman to another as an excuse for losing track of a uninteresting monologue that suddenly requires input.

"So if he said that he meant to say that he didn't say it, but he did say it, but because I didn't hear it, I can't really hold it against him. What do you think?"

"Huh? Damn, girl, I'm sorry. I just went all XY chromosone for a minute."

by SuperMilkChan December 14, 2008

Chronosexual

Not strictly bisexual but attracted to members of both genders depending on the time and situation. Behavior usually occurs when attempts to engage with the desired gender have failed. Typically examples include straight men who will go gay after a few drinks at a predominantly male venue; gay men who will embrace a girl because there is no better option i.e. other gay men in their presence; girls who kiss other girls for male attention.

Guy I: "Well, all the cute girls have left. Wanna fool around?"
Guy II: "Dude... sorry... not a chronosexual."
Guy I: "Man I'm way off schedule tonight."

by Rich Owl Rase August 12, 2009

chrono84t

A suave man with a pension for evil.

Joseph is very chrono84t like.

by Will April 27, 2003

Chromosexuality

When a color loves the same color. This process is frowned upon because it's not creating new colors.

I'm going to go blue on blue, it's so awesome!
Pphh! Chromosexuality is a waste of color.

by A Cucumber March 2, 2011

chronokenesis

To manipulate time using powers not yet understood by western science. To slow, speed or freeze time

Using chronokenesis, dave slowed down time to finish his homework

by Jason Magicka November 1, 2006

chronorape

The act of procrastinating beyond all reasonable extremes, often involving the delaying/prevention of a certain event from taking place thus annoying a large group of people (the chronoraped) and taking away from them time which could have been used for something else.

Chrono - Greek: khronos, time.

Rape - Latin: verb rapere: to seize or take by force.

Innocent victim A : Hey man what you doing today?

Innocent victim B : Well, I was supposed to be going to play golf with that fucking wookie but so far ive been waiting six hours for him to buy some unicorn tears from www.spaffawayyourcash.com.

Innocent victim A : Christ on a bike, what have I told you about letting him chronorape you like that?

by Captain Billdad January 4, 2009