Chronic Coviditis 

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.

“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”

Chronic Coviditis by Mykenzieisgay January 4, 2022

Chronic Facebook User 

Somebody who goes on their computer and the first thing they do is check their Facebook to see if anything is new

They do this about oh I don't know maybe 30 times a day
This is also known as CFU. A chronic Facebook User when first tries facebook feels great but now A chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on Facebook.

Don't get me wrong facebook.com is a great website it's just I don't want to become a Chronic Facebook User

Chronic Facebook User by sakiv January 9, 2011

chronic fatigue 

a condition whereby after a virus or an infection, a patient is extremely exhasted and suffers dizziness, nausea, pain, othostatic intolerence and other symtoms.

There is no diagnostic test for chronic fatigue syndrome and is really is a disease of exclusion.

In many cases patients are diagnosed with chronic fatigue syndrome but turn out to have serious immune system problems, cancer, dysautonomia and other.

i have been diagnosed with chronic fatigue syndrome.

chronic fatigue by sarah-3-2321 June 12, 2006

chronic flakes 

The flaky ash that comes off a joint/blunt.

Droppin chronic flakes on yo ass biatch! -Snoop Dogg

chronic flakes by Joshaway November 13, 2007

chronic stoner syndrome 

Also known as CSS, and if left untreated by daily doses of marjiuana, attention span decreases, will power decreases, forgetfulness increases, lack of self control increases, and general reality is skewed.

"Hey Steve remember that $10 from the party last night?"

"Nah man my CSS kicked in, let me fire up a bowl real quick, and I'll remember the exact ammount I do owe you"

"Damn Steve, you should definitely cure that Chronic Stoner Syndrome"

chronic stoner syndrome by Dr.Chronic May 12, 2008

Chronic Pain 

Chronic Pain is pain that is ongoing and appears to be permanent.

I told my doc I suffer from chronic pain, when I run out of chronic I'm in pain, so he gave me a mmj rec. =)~

Chronic Pain by LaFFiZzLe January 6, 2011

Chronic Bitch Face 

Female and/or male (probably named Corbin) that looks pissed off even if he's the happiest guy on the planet.

There's no way that Corbin will overcome his case of chronic bitch face.

Chronic Bitch Face by Jaw0413 October 2, 2014